The uncle of a coworker of mine bought a pork product (forget if it was a tamale or burrito) from one of those sidewalk venders. He got a parasite in his brain...brain damage.
“He got a parasite in his brain...brain damage.”
Then he registered as a Democrat.
But when I looked this up just now I found that despite a thorough examination, the medical examiner found no evidence of a brain parasite.