Posted on 11/20/2015 5:10:49 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Yogi is in front of the pearly gates. Beyond the gates he sees his old teammates in a pick up game, his wife & friends in the stands. All are awaiting his arrival.
And non other than YouKnowWho is out front to welcome him.
YouKnowWho:
“Welcome to your deserved rewards, Yogi.”
Yogi:
Thank you Sir.
YouKnowWho:
There is one little thing, Yogi. It is a truth. Accept it, and the gates will open now. But if you do not, you have to go to another place.
Yogi:
Another Place!?!
YouKnowWho:
You’d have to coach the 1975 Mets for another season.
Yogi:
Oh-oh.
YouKnowWho:
Just accept this truth, Yogi, that’s all, and I’ll open these gates immediately.
Yogi:
What is this truth, Sir?
YouKnowWho:
Jackie was safe.
Yogi:
- - -
YouKnowWho:
Yogi?
Yogi:
If I put Kingman in leadoff, make Staub a designated runner and bring back Thornberry for defensive purposes, -
YouKnowWho:
Yogi!
Yogi:
Heh.
YouKnowWho:
Never thought I’d convince you anyway. Gate’s open.
I’d forgot about that old movie. Friggin priceless!! d:^D
The toilet seat salute for the win!
Welcome back!
Maximus?
Don’t ya love it!
LOLz!
Well, the mansion ain’t what it used to be . . . dog poop everywhere . . .. But I’m managing . . ..
[Phuc is pron. “Poo” with a whisper of a “k” on the end]
Man proves to Facebook that his real name is Phuc Dat Bich
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3363091/posts
You suck. Now I gotta find that on the 'ol lady's "Apple TV". d;^)
All the more reason to be on the silliness thread.
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