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To a Man, a safe space is a non hard hat area.

I have entered this land of FReep unscathed. So far.
Supplies are running low. Getting weak.
No water for three days.
Must - make - it - to - keyboard - - pen - cornball - prose. . . ..

Later:
Whew! That was close!

Hello. Newby here. Thought I’d add to the havoc.

Bernie Sanders Rushed to the Hospital!

Dateline: Unicorn University, formally known as the state of Vermont.

Sobbing uncontrollably and clutching his Hello Kitty mouse pad for comfort, our beloved Dean Bern-Bern was rushed to central receiving early this morning.

By noon, as reported from Safespace Central, the anti deodorant activist was recovered enough to be moved out of the terminal ward to the cowering section.

Doctors have diagnosed Uncle Bernie as suffering from an acute dose of reality.

Someone told him the Sixties were dead.