Having a Bible in the library would be racist, oppressive, sexist, hateful, narrow-minded, discriminatory, bigoted, intolerant, and would be offensive to atheists, freaks, Obamabots, homos, MooSlimes, pedophiles and trannies. Therefore, it would be banned.
Having a Koran (snort...hock...ptooi) in the library would be inclusive, tolerant, diplomatic, multicultural, celebratory, sensitive, gender-free and non-discriminatory to atheists, freaks, Obamabots, homos, MooSlimes, pedophiles and trannies.
Therefore, there’s no question that many copies would be available at your local branch and you’d be considered racist, oppressive, sexist, hateful, narrow-minded, discriminatory, bigoted and intolerant if you didn’t want to sign it out and read the filth printed within.
Exactly.