Subtle? NIMBY!
Attenborough, slow quiet, “Carefully wading the creek barefoot, we can feel the first of the-Yikes! Something just bit me! WTBH was that!”
“Dunno sir. They sat there are poisonous copperhead snakes, crawdads, whatever those are, and....”
“Where’s my Agent, dammit?”
There go my hopes for a speaking role and a chance for a SAG card....sigh.
Only critters I know for certain that inhabit the ponds here are goldfish. We do however have at least one resident Eastern Corn Snake. Heshe hasn’t been visually verified since the barn collapsed from deferred maintenance (not my fault) but heshe is still around as of last summer because I found hisher shed..
Never thought to search for Pinnacle Golf Balls. Barefoot or otherwise. There are a large quantity of Corona bottles strewn throughout the area though, but I doubt they have any historical significance. Other than previous residents were slobs.
They must have evolved from the ooze. (My opinion of Corona is that it tastes like Millers but at thrice the price. So why bother.)