Probably a wise choice seein's as how it has to do with the hygenic results of following the prophets instructions on how to wipe your..
But you didn't want to know.. ;-)
Since the late Igor spent almost two years in Saudi Arabia, teaching the Royal Saudi Air Force, there isn’t an awful lot about the Saudi/Muslim customs that he didn’t write home about, including what would happen to his body in the event he died over there. TMI.
Some things, I just never forgot.