Real Americans know that Festivus was Martial Dillon's sidekick and even deputy.
Festivus was all about guns and your perversion of the purity
causes me to have Grievances and I need my safe space.
Posted on 12/11/2015 6:22:38 AM PST by Paul46360
So glad you discovered the cholesterol myth! Tell all your friends. Then sit down to well done scrambled eggs in butter.
Real Americans know that Festivus was Martial Dillon's sidekick and even deputy.
Festivus was all about guns and your perversion of the purity
causes me to have Grievances and I need my safe space.
Number One all-time grievance for 2015.
I’ll have to come over to your house to verify that...
If you’re Jewish, you should not put Ketchup Hitler on your hot dog. Just sayin’.
I’m not Jewish.
Just happen to work for one of their better carpenters.
And I’m rather particular what kind of condiments get slathered on my weenie.
He by any chance related to Marshal Dillon?
Or Marshall Law?
Or Juan Marichal?
I just thought everyone should know that I just finished my favorite sammich.
Ingredient list:
Two slices of Italian Bread, lightly toasted
Two large eggs, lightly scrambled and fried flat
Four thick slices of bacon
Sriracha Sauce
And a couple of spoonfuls of cherry preserves
I hope Carly Fiorina made it for you. Otherwise, what good is she?
No, totally different dude.
You see, MARSHAL Dillon apparently wrote some kind of law
somewhere that means Obama will have a third term or something.
Known to everyone as MARSHAL LAW.
Martial Dillon is virtually unknown and only appeared twice at a Karaoke bar in Akron.
I cooked ‘em on my range, but they weren’t free.
I had to pay for them.
I might try that.
Tuna on toast has never worked out for me. Maybe I should try the opposite.
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