A dead-ringer for the guy that rang my doorbell and tried to sell a Kirby Ultimate G combination carpet and vacuum cleaner last week. I think he’s still in town. I declined the offer as I already own one and prefer to clean or vacuum the carpet with one hand while holding a cup of coffee in the other. Occasionally I wear a maid’s uniform to lend an air of authenticity to my efforts. The grand-kids get a kick out of my performances. The wife not so much. But I digress. Excuse me.