Had the MRE Spaghetti and Meatballs twice a day for eleven days in a row once. We'd open a sealed box of MREs, it'd have NOTHING but S&Mballs.
We called our higher, told them if the next truck delivery contained nothing but S&Ms, we'd kill and eat the driver. The next delivery was okay; somebody checked and made sure.
“We called our higher, told them if the next truck delivery contained nothing but S&Ms, we’d kill and eat the driver. “ - Archy
Why am I laughing so hard?