MREs can’t be worse than ramen noodles.
As a devotee of Ramen Noodles when I’m lazy, I suggest that you throw a raw egg in, stir it around, add some minced garlic and pepper flakes - maybe even some ginger - and let it cook until the egg is done and all thread-y in the soup.
Ramen noodles are one of those ‘survival’ foods that can be goofed-up to be really satisfying :-)
-JT