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Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint
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Posted on 01/03/2016 10:54:39 AM PST by BBell

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Video at Link.

Pretty funny.

1 posted on 01/03/2016 10:54:39 AM PST by BBell
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To: BBell

OK, that was funny.


2 posted on 01/03/2016 11:02:26 AM PST by umgud
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Got to try it next time. Lol


3 posted on 01/03/2016 11:08:19 AM PST by Tamatoa (Fight for our America, Fight for our Country I fought to defend!!!)
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To: BBell

Mysterious ways.


4 posted on 01/03/2016 11:09:52 AM PST by Company Man (Keep on Trumpin')
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Hopefully, the driver was serious. If it simply was a ploy to speed border crossing, well...

"Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked."
Galatians 6:7 New International Version (NIV)

5 posted on 01/03/2016 11:10:47 AM PST by BwanaNdege
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Very funny...in a sad way.


6 posted on 01/03/2016 11:11:54 AM PST by Mrs.Z
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Ain’t given out My Secret!!


7 posted on 01/03/2016 11:13:31 AM PST by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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That was funny. I am still chuckling.


8 posted on 01/03/2016 11:17:07 AM PST by sockmonkey (Of course I didn't read the article. After all, this is Free Republic.)
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Meh. I’ll bet that a Hare Krishna member could beat that time.


9 posted on 01/03/2016 11:19:33 AM PST by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day".)
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CBP agent did not do his job. Driver should have been pulled over for a secondary interview. Driver’s behavior was inappropriate. He cheapened the name of the Lord


10 posted on 01/03/2016 11:30:46 AM PST by BridgeOutAhead (Obama.....dabit deus his quoque finem)
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Ain’t given out My Secret!!


11 posted on 01/03/2016 11:31:48 AM PST by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: Mrs.Z

I agree


12 posted on 01/03/2016 11:34:18 AM PST by BBell
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Now might be a good tome to give my challenge again as very few saw it at the first post. Here it is:

I challenge everyone at Free Republic to take the following New Year goal: read the entire bible through by the end of the year. It is not that difficult. There are a lot of programs available on line, but for me I will simply read it through chronologically. I have a KJV Bible with commentary by a person known to all on this forum. Everything considered, it has over one thousand pages so my goal can be met by reading a simple 4.2 pages a day, including commentary on every page. Best to everyone in this New Year.

13 posted on 01/03/2016 11:38:07 AM PST by Fungi
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I’ve been both waived through with minimal conversation and stopped with the 3rd degree.

Next time I get the 3rd degree, think I’ll start a conversation about fishing, how much fun it is to catch and release. Then ask them if they enjoy catch and release too.


14 posted on 01/03/2016 11:43:24 AM PST by redfreedom (Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil.)
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Fake.


15 posted on 01/03/2016 11:43:52 AM PST by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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This is pastor Steven Andersen of Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe Arizona.

He would have gladly given the gospel to the fellow, had he agreed to listen.


16 posted on 01/03/2016 11:45:08 AM PST by nonsporting
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To: Tamatoa
Actually worked in Israeli border check point, who decided to send their entire staff out to lunch when our Christian two bus Holy Land tour, needed to cross from Jordan into Israel.

Our professor guide, who had taken about 79 trips to the same areas and encountered similar "issues" with their borders, told us it was an "excellent time to sing about our love for both our American Heritage and our love for Jesus Christ."

Amazingly, after a stirring rendition of the first few stanzas of "America the Beautiful," the entire Israeli staff returned "from lunch" in less than 30 minutes!

No doubt, if after including a few Gaither songs didn't budge the staff, our professor was ready to give a sermon on John 3:16!

17 posted on 01/03/2016 11:52:44 AM PST by zerosix (Native Sunflower)
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Corb Lund - Bible on the Dash
18 posted on 01/03/2016 11:55:33 AM PST by Svartalfiar
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Folks use Christ as a punchline today, but the day is coming when they will wish they would have taken His promises more seriously. I wager about 1 second after death if they chose to ignore His promise of eternal life, when they begin their eternal death sentence.

But hey! Laugh while you can . . . make Him a joke.


19 posted on 01/03/2016 12:14:13 PM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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So, what was the purpose or lesson the pastor was/is trying to make with this?


20 posted on 01/03/2016 12:19:48 PM PST by Thumper1960 (Cruz/Palin2016)
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