[To Hell With Poverty]

Ah, Bill, maybe we’re related! I’m a Jones by birth. Jones, Davis...plenty of Welsh background on my dad’s side. Indeed I am Not Guilty. ;)

My great uncle brought back a war bride from England, but she wound up committing suicide via skill saw. He was a pulp SciFi writer, Neil R. Jones. Well guess I just blew my cover, heh.

[central_va]

she wound up committing suicide via skill saw

That's not something you read everyday.

[Little Bill]

If I remember correctly you and Zeta Jones are not twins. Equally not guilty but of different shades of pale. Stay out of the GA sun.

[ladyjane]

My great uncle brought back a war bride from England, but she wound up committing suicide via skill saw.

Women don't usually kill themselves that way. Unless they are a Kennedy, in which case they take more violent means and hanging.

By any chance did your g. uncle have a bad temper?