[Billthedrill]

But as our conversation went on and I described a tiny ballerina I'd seen on the subway, she helped me realize: There's no reason my son can't be a tiny ballerina.

There is if he turns out to be the size of an NFL defensive tackle. And if he turns out to be my size, he'll never be an NFL defensive tackle no matter what idiot fantasizing he does. He's a boy, honey. Deal with it.

One dream, at least, remains. She's going to enjoy the experience of being dumber than her kid.

[nickcarraway]

She's going to enjoy the experience of being dumber than her kid.

Silver Lining for every ultrasound.