Ted has a geeky, nasally voice and asymmetrical face. Not good attributes in a celebrity- and looks-obsessed culture. He needs to stop making that doofus face, and relax and smile more. Heidi also has a serious case of BRF (bitchy resting face).
Objectively viewing Ted’s public speaking, there are some things viscerally disconcerting about his persona and delivery:
1. He constantly looks facially pained, as if he just ate a lemon. While it is his ‘earnest and concerned’ look, it is very distracting.
2. His voice is annoyingly ‘tight’, in the manner of Bush 41, speaking from the back of his throat. It is not at all sonorous or pleasing to the ear.
3. His arm movements are stiff and robotic, which is off-putting and odd.
This will not sell to the general public; no normal person speaks like that. Time for a major makeover.
Cersei Lannister.