8 Reasons We Should Elect A Cat for President

Students for Liberty ^ | 7/6/2014

[Slings and Arrows]

Older article, but still valid today.

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[fulltlt]

Viking Kitties

[dp0622]

my cat needs attention like a puppy dog.

strange for a cat.

[catfish1957]

Led Zeppelin and kittens?

That's like cannons and butterflies

[Ditter]

If I can’t vote for a dog I am staying home!

[ctdonath2]

It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...”
“You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?”
“No,” said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, “nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.”
“Odd,” said Arthur, “I thought you said it was a democracy.”
“I did,” said Ford. “It is.”
“So,” said Arthur, hoping he wasn’t sounding ridiculously obtuse, “why don’t people get rid of the lizards?”
“It honestly doesn’t occur to them,” said Ford. “They’ve all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they’ve voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.”
“You mean they actually vote for the lizards?”
“Oh yes,” said Ford with a shrug, “of course.”
“But,” said Arthur, going for the big one again, “why?”
“Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard,” said Ford, “the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?”
“What?”
“I said,” said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, “have you got any gin?”
“I’ll look. Tell me about the lizards.”
Ford shrugged again.
“Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happenned to them,” he said. “They’re completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone’s got to say it.”
“But that’s terrible,” said Arthur.
“Listen, bud,” said Ford, “if I had one Altairian dollar for every time I heard one bit of the Universe look at another bit of the Universe and say ‘That’s terrible’ I wouldn’t be sitting here like a lemon looking for a gin.”

- Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish (Hitchhiker’s Guide, #4)

[Slings and Arrows]

Led Zeppelin and kittens? That's like cannons and butterflies

I beg to differ.

[Sasparilla]

Cats have hairballs

Cats scratch furniture

Cats miss their box

Cats don’t use their box

Cats scream when in heat

Cats do not obey

Cats carry cat scratch fever.

I’m allergic to cats.

[PROCON]

Noooooo, I'd have to smell tuna fish 24/7/365!!

[dfwgator]

[Slings and Arrows]

Still better than Democrats.

[Slings and Arrows]

Exactly.

[Don W]

You've been here that long and are unfamiliar with The Viking Kitties?

You'll never hear this song the same. Ever.

[Monkey Face]

Excellent logic!! <3

Fangs, Slings!

[PIF]

Cat at home:

[Slings and Arrows]

Mew’re welcome.

[PROCON]

Ack, the song was banned!

[catfish1957]

Nice job.

[Monkey Face]

:o])