You can pull all the stops out Till they call the cops out; Grind your behind till you're banned. But you gotta get a gimmick If you wanna get a hand. You can sacrifice your saccro Working in the back row. Bump in a dump till you're dead. Kid, you gotta have a gimmick If you wanna get ahead. You can uh...You can uh... You can uh...uh...uh... That's how Burlesque was born. So I uh...and I uh... And I uh...uh...uh... But I do it with a horn... Once I was a Schleppa, Now I'm Miss Mazzeppa, With my revolution in dance. You gotta have a gimmick If you wanna have a chance!
