[MeganC]

I once had a continental collision. It destroyed my Honda.

[DannyTN]

I once had a cadillac collision, only I was driving a rented cadillac. I don’t remember what the other guy was driving only that when he got out of the car he was a mountain, possibly a range.

[Vaquero]

I once was laying back looking at the stars on the Riviera when the cop showed up and helped me off it and into the Amber-lamps. My motorcycle had to be pried from underneath