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“I Will Crush Your Skull In If You Touch Me Again,†Grandma Fights Off Intruder With Staple Gun
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Posted on 02/08/2016 10:15:23 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Salamander
I’m 57, male and no one’s grandma either.
But I am pop pop 4 times over. But I was 54 when they started dropping.
As dad would say, call me any damn thing you want, just don’t call me late for dinner.
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posted on
02/08/2016 12:10:10 PM PST
by
dmz
To: Boogieman
Jeez, how many staple guns do you need lady???Why would anybody need more than one staple gun? Staple gun control, NOW! (Is the < /sarc > tag really necessary?)
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posted on
02/08/2016 12:25:39 PM PST
by
JimRed
(Is it 1776 yet? TERM LIMITS, now and forever! Build the Wall, NOW!)
To: nickcarraway
too bad it wasn't a nail gun
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posted on
02/08/2016 12:28:42 PM PST
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - Luke, 22:36)
To: Boogieman
Jeez, how many staple guns do you need lady???
= = = = = = = = = = =
Cop (at traffice stop)....Lady you have a pistol in your purse, one in the glove box, a rifle and shotgun in the trunk and a shot gun on the back floorboard. All loaded.
Just what are you afraid of?
Lady...Not a F’n thing Sonny, Not a F’n thing!!!!
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posted on
02/08/2016 12:39:07 PM PST
by
xrmusn
((6/98)"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading".)
To: Salamander
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posted on
02/08/2016 1:32:56 PM PST
by
subterfuge
(TED CRUZ FOR POTUS!)
To: Salamander
If it were meant to *be* ....you'd be the COOLEST grannie evah!
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posted on
02/08/2016 2:59:10 PM PST
by
Daffynition
(*Security, confiscate their coats. Get them out of here. It's 10 below zero out there ~DJT)
To: Salamander
Take *ME* mom....take *ME*!!! RIDE!!!
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posted on
02/08/2016 3:02:54 PM PST
by
Daffynition
(*Security, confiscate their coats. Get them out of here. It's 10 below zero out there ~DJT)
To: nickcarraway
To: Chode
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posted on
02/08/2016 3:08:24 PM PST
by
Daffynition
(*Security, confiscate their coats. Get them out of here. It's 10 below zero out there ~DJT)
To: Daffynition
Don’t give the metal-piercing fans any ideas.
To: Salamander
I’ll be darned ... there really is a snake there ... at first I thought you were referring to Mr. Black T-Shirt ;-)
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posted on
02/08/2016 3:22:19 PM PST
by
DuncanWaring
(The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
To: LydiaLong
She could easily be a grandma at 52.
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posted on
02/08/2016 3:24:47 PM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Salamander
Life is weird when you canât take your own kid to an R rated movie.Life is weirder when you want to take your kid to an R rated movie!
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posted on
02/08/2016 3:29:53 PM PST
by
ladyjane
To: Daffynition
That’s one way to relieve sinus pressure.
To: Daffynition
He must have a screw loose.
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posted on
02/08/2016 4:09:49 PM PST
by
Ken H
To: Daffynition
100%... heh heh heh heh
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posted on
02/08/2016 4:26:40 PM PST
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - Luke, 22:36)
To: ladyjane
My dad took me to Eastwood movies, so there’s that.
:)
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posted on
02/08/2016 4:32:35 PM PST
by
Salamander
(I made friends with a lot of people in the danger zone...)
To: Daffynition
If I’m ever in a nursing home, I’ll be the one leading an insurrection.
:D
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posted on
02/08/2016 4:38:22 PM PST
by
Salamander
(I made friends with a lot of people in the danger zone...)
To: Daffynition
Yup, that’s like Pinky, always begging to go and sulking if I say no.
:)
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posted on
02/08/2016 4:39:43 PM PST
by
Salamander
(I made friends with a lot of people in the danger zone...)
To: DuncanWaring
That’s Don Jamieson of That Metal Show on VH1 Classic.
He really dug Pinky and my bike and sent the photos to Alice.
:)
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posted on
02/08/2016 4:42:35 PM PST
by
Salamander
(I made friends with a lot of people in the danger zone...)
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