[CPOSharky]

When are they going to claim that the rise in global temperature will cause the atmosphere to swell into space and cause all the satellites to burn up?

[Purdue77]

All satellites have special sensors on board that detect the rise in the atmosphere and then the satellite corrects for this rise by shielding the earth from the sun’s rays thereby cooling the atmosphere. If that doesn’t work, then the satellite just flies higher. :)