haha
In an ACTUAL event similar to my blonde texting joke, years ago in one of our church sunday morning worship services, the choir was about to sing a song called “Pour My Love on You” which opened with a solo by the worship leader/director. The opening line of the song is “I don’t know how to say exactly how I feel, And I can’t begin to tell you what your love has meant...” As we were waiting for whatever was going on before the song, the director had a mental lapse and couldn’t think of the lyrics. He nudged his wife and asked her “how does this next song start?” and she drew a blank as well. MrsVRWC was sitting next to her on the front row of the choir, so she asked MrsVRWC “how does the next song start?” and MrsVRWC said “I don’t know how” so she turned back to her husband (the leader) and shrugged her shoulders with a perplexed look. MrsVRWC then said to her “No, the words are ‘I don’t know how’” and then she and all three of them started laughing.