Why is it everything the Russians build looks like they found it in a K-Mart dumpster?
Because besides cockroaches, K-Mart dumpsters will survive a nuclear war.
And that's how your basic Roosky thinks, son.
To be fair that boat had been rotting at a dock for 12 years before moving to it’s new home. I remember seeing the HMS Trafalgar in Hawaii and it looked like a prop from Junk Yard Wars. A few hundred thousand miles submerged in the ocean will wear you out.