[VanDeKoik]

"Lattes are poured "

Is God also wearing UGG boots and Instagraming his pastry before he starts talking???



Hey, mister! I have billions of followers and my social media is blowing up. Best watch them jokes, M'kay. I may not kill you like that douche Allah, but I'll unfriend you just the same.

[dforest]

Is that creep the author of this swill?

[golux]

LOL!

the LORD:

"Latte macchiato? Please. How about a nice Kafe Turkiyyah, bevakashah - and cut the pansy stuff... My boat has an eighty-foot salon. I think. Wait - how many of your "feet" in one of my cubits? Anyway, I had Nat Herreshoff do this last one. He gets better and better!"