[Two Kids' Dad]

Incoming voicemail from Yeb Booosh:

“Donald? IhateyouIhateyouIhateyouIhateyou! Pthfpthfhtpft!!!”

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[reegs]

Incoming voicemail from Hillary:

“Donald, keep up the good work! A few more weeks and the Republican party will look like a tornado hit it. Please send account numbers so we can transfer foundation money to you.”