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To: JustAmy

How about humor from the past?

Remember when Beelzebubba returned to Oxford University, the scene of one of his earlier crimes? It is customary on such occasions for the returnee to be honored with a laudation in Latin. The British satirical magazine “Private Eye” published this far-more-appropriate version of that Latin laudation to Clinton at Oxford University.

Wilhelmus Jeffersonius Airplanus Clintonensis, salutamus venerabilis Universitatis Oxoniensis. Quondam Rhodus scholasticus et marijuana non-inhalensis, et ex Bello Vietnamensis non conscriptione excusatus. Subsequentis gubernator respublica Arkansensis et perpetrator criminalis sleazissimus in nomine ‘Aqua Blanca’ scandalus, cum tua uxore Hillarius Rodama Clintesterone.

Etiam legoverus multitudinus cum multae bimbones, Gennifa Flores, Paula Jones, et cetera, et cetera. Satyriasis abnormalis in modo Presidentius Kennedensis. Tua fama extendit per omne mundo pro joggendo, juvando ad saxophonum, et non much else. Esperamus quid pro quo multi richi Americani donabunt muchos dollares ad Universitatem Oxoniensis.

Omnes: Vivat, vivat Clintstone, zaba-daba-doo.


7 posted on 04/01/2016 12:07:01 AM PDT by dsc (Any attempt to move a government to the left is a crime against humanity.)
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To: dsc

LOL!


9 posted on 04/01/2016 12:26:58 AM PDT by MEG33 (God Bless America And Our Troops)
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To: dsc

LOL to whatever you said.

Big Grin


16 posted on 04/01/2016 9:08:55 AM PDT by JustAmy (Take a Cruz from Texas to DC!)
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