[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Was this in the Tenderloin District?

If no Eastern European poultry was involved, no Czechen rubber chicken meets the road.

[windcliff]

The five-second rule states that food dropped on the ground will not be significantly contaminated with bacteria if it is picked up within five seconds of being dropped.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Hardly plausible. But Fox undoubtedly broadcast the carnivore chase. Otherwise it would be viande lebief.

[Daffynition]

I thought it was universally understood, what it meant when they say:
**Your Czech is in the Mail**

[Libloather]

Was the perp sauced at the time?

[mikrofon]

I never sausage a thing!

At least there was no fowl play involved...