[Lakeshark]

I read it in the old English and in translation when I was in college.

I now have the most incredible, strongest, meanest son of a bitch snow blower ever. It chugs through two feet of snow and laughs (growls and howls).

I call it Grendel. After the job is done, it’s my friend Grendy.

It’s the most incredible, strongest, meanest winter friend ever.

[firebrand]

Anyone ever read Grendel, by John Gardner? It's from Grendel's point of view.

[zeugma]

Haha grendlenthe snowblower. Exceĺent!