“I wonder if she used the frying pan down the back of her pants,”
Ha! That brings back early memories of my sister and me stuffing golden books in our pajama bottoms for the same reason. Couldn’t have been much over four.
Yeah, of course I wasn’t there, but she was around the same age.
I just remembered another story she told me of when she stuffed a pillow under her shirt and asked her father if he was really going to spank a pregnant women. She said he spanked her even harder for getting pregnant at such a young age (of course he was using that as an excuse). She said she never tried that one again.