[wideminded]

I am pretty dense. Can you give me a hint?

1. I posted a serious comment.
2. You showed how it could be misinterpreted in a funny way.
3. I enjoyed the humor in your post but I also realized that it's helpful in writing to take the time to avoid funny double meanings.

[T-Bone Texan]

Got it.

I’m a little ‘tarded.

My first wife was ‘tarded. She’s a pilot now.