Elder Herr: Will you please stop talking about the war?
Basil: Me! You started it!
Elder Herr: We did not start it!
Basil: Yes you did — you invaded Poland!
63 posted on 05/14/2016 4:34:03 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(If you can't graciously honor JimRob's wishes, then kindly stay the hell out of his house.)