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Bride Goes to Honeymoon With Gun… (Groom Divorces Her)
Emirates 24/7 ^ | Sunday, May 15, 2016

Posted on 05/16/2016 1:00:34 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: dfwgator

I see someone else is a Steve Martin fan...


21 posted on 05/16/2016 1:42:07 PM PDT by pgyanke (Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
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To: nickcarraway

groom realized his new bride was not likely going to take any of the male muslim inhumane right to beat and rape her without consequence


22 posted on 05/16/2016 1:42:49 PM PDT by drypowder
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To: nickcarraway

Could it be a euphemism? “I took off her dress, and she was packing a huge gun down there! I don’t go that way, man!”


23 posted on 05/16/2016 1:44:38 PM PDT by Rastus (#NeverHillary)
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To: nickcarraway

I’m guessing that her gun was bigger than his.


24 posted on 05/16/2016 1:47:04 PM PDT by jimbug
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To: nickcarraway

Uhh, so what? Probably worried she would blow his brains out the first time he beat her.

Sounds like a great woman to me.


25 posted on 05/16/2016 1:49:04 PM PDT by ZULU (DON'T GO OFF THE RESERVATION.)
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To: nickcarraway

The bride should thank her uncle for saving her from such a pathetic man.


26 posted on 05/16/2016 1:58:32 PM PDT by Repeal 16-17 (Let me know when the Shooting starts.)
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To: lurk

In some states, it’s a requirement!


27 posted on 05/16/2016 1:58:34 PM PDT by bigbob
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The bride said to the groom, I think we should both see other men.

Maybe she said, "Treat me right, or I'll shoot your nuts off."

28 posted on 05/16/2016 1:59:26 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine (The would-be Empress has no clothes. My eyes!)
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To: nickcarraway

sounds as if one family member had the girls interest. I bet she loves her uncle.


29 posted on 05/16/2016 2:02:42 PM PDT by PCPOET7
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To: Repeal 16-17
Oh goodie I get to use one of my favorite memes..lol


30 posted on 05/16/2016 2:02:45 PM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: nickcarraway

Most guys around here would consider that to be a point in her favor.


31 posted on 05/16/2016 2:11:32 PM PDT by BlackAdderess (A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen... -Emerson)
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