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To: Titus-Maximus

Gerber was wondering why their baby food wasn’t selling in Africa. Of course we all know that they put a picture of a baby on the label.

Well, Africans assume that a picture on the label indicates what the food is made of, so they assumed that the food was actually mashed up babies.


13 posted on 05/20/2016 9:25:24 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

“Gerber was wondering why their baby food wasn’t selling in Africa.”

Truth is always stranger than fiction. MAD Magazine used to publish gag labels for cans & bottles. For Beechnut strained baby food, they did this:

“BELCHNOT STRAINED BABIES”
“Packed in East Africa. By cannibals for cannibals.”

However, nothing can beat the Simpsons label of

“SOYLENT GREEN...... NOW WITH MORE GIRLS!”


55 posted on 05/20/2016 10:55:19 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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