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Why this man decided to become a goat
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| 05/22/2016
| Larry Getlen
Posted on 05/22/2016 9:35:34 AM PDT by heterosupremacist
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To: heterosupremacist
Humans wear clothes . . . goats don’t - so he is still a human despite the fact that he is ‘identifying’ himself a goat.
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posted on
05/22/2016 9:54:44 AM PDT
by
Pilgrim's Progress
(http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
To: heterosupremacist
5 mins of my life that I’ll never get back.
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posted on
05/22/2016 9:55:39 AM PDT
by
Eagles6
( Valley Forge Redux. If not now, when? If not here, where? If not us then who?)
To: PIF
I am actually a mule. A hard headed mule, I got it from my dad. His name was Austin, my husband calls me Austina.
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posted on
05/22/2016 9:56:22 AM PDT
by
Ditter
(God Bless Texas!)
To: heterosupremacist
Yesterday there was a thread about "furries." One of them who fancies himself a border collie should join the herd and have fun.
Actually, do goats put up with border collies, or do they call B.S. and head-butt them.
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posted on
05/22/2016 9:58:38 AM PDT
by
snarkpup
(I want a government small enough that my main concern in life doesn't need to be who's running it.)
To: heterosupremacist
Obama is already posting anti-discrimination suits against goats who won’t treat this “guy” as a full-fledged goat. Apparently they’re not using the correct pronoun.
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posted on
05/22/2016 9:59:17 AM PDT
by
AZLiberty
(A is no longer A, but a pull-down menu.)
To: heterosupremacist
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posted on
05/22/2016 10:00:23 AM PDT
by
Yaelle
(Tinkerbelle glittering up the runway for Trump Force One!)
To: heterosupremacist
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posted on
05/22/2016 10:01:09 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: heterosupremacist
But why did Thwaites want to become a goat? Because he's insane. He belongs in a cracker bin, not roaming the Swiss mountainside ruining the grazing for the ovine creatures there.
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posted on
05/22/2016 10:12:31 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: Ken H
So hed feel more at home in the nanny state Which is where you find bleating-heart liberals...
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posted on
05/22/2016 10:15:44 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Weekend BUMP)
To: hiredhand
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posted on
05/22/2016 10:18:28 AM PDT
by
DuncanWaring
(The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
To: heterosupremacist
A new protected class in the United States. Wonder which restroom he uses?
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posted on
05/22/2016 10:34:36 AM PDT
by
dhs12345
To: heterosupremacist
Getting a kick out of the bizarre.
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posted on
05/22/2016 10:37:59 AM PDT
by
353FMG
To: heterosupremacist
Anybody remember the Tooter the Turtle cartoon?
Tooter’s segment consisted of simple homilies, the moral of which was “There’s no place like home”. Each episode, he’d call on his friend, Wizard the Lizard (whom he addressed as “Mr. Wizard”) and request a transfer to some fun past setting he’d been reading about. Then Wizard would use his magic to send Tooter there, and Tooter would find out it it wasn’t so much fun after all in fact, it would usually turn out downright painful. When he’d had enough, he’d cry out for Mr. Wizard to rescue him; and with the words “Drizzle, Drazzle, Drozzle, Drome, Time for this one to come home”, Wizard would immediately do so. He also, in his German accent, dispensed the advice, “Be what you is and not what you is not! Folks that is what they is, is the happiest lot!”
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posted on
05/22/2016 10:39:09 AM PDT
by
tflabo
(truth or tyrrany)
To: heterosupremacist
Uh....attention seeking compensation for an inferiority complex?
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posted on
05/22/2016 10:41:59 AM PDT
by
G Larry
(ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS impose SLAVE WAGES on LEGAL Immigrants.)
To: PIF
Here’s looking at you, kid.
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posted on
05/22/2016 10:51:36 AM PDT
by
golux
To: heterosupremacist
He’s not a goat.
He’s a man dressed as a goat who does strange things with and to goats.
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posted on
05/22/2016 11:02:26 AM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
("During a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act" --George Orwell)
To: Zack Attack
Fainting Goats are PROOF of God’s sense of humor!! Funniest animal ever!
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posted on
05/22/2016 11:11:35 AM PDT
by
Ann Archy
(ABORTION....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: Ditter
If my grandmother had had wheels, she would have been a bicycle. But one day I stood inside my garage for too long, and I now self identify as a car. Beep! Beep!
Guess I’ll get into my four wheeled human & head for Lowe’s.
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posted on
05/22/2016 1:39:43 PM PDT
by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
To: DuncanWaring
Dang... that’s just straight up strange! :-)
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