[T-Bone Texan]

You bring out the worst (haikus) in me:

We mock this story
But at its core is a tale
Of sadness and fail

Hey, do I get bonus points if my haiku rhymes?

Or do I just get a demerit removed?

[OldMissileer]

You bring out the worst (haikus) in me:

They are much better than anything I could think up, but that is not saying much.

[Lazamataz]

The question to ask
Of hot chicks shaking their tails,
is “Would Laz hit it?”