The residents may be a little hot-headed with this issue, HOWEVER ...
Strip Club employment CAN be more than minimum wage.
There are NO ‘pre-employment tests’ on paper, which could be misconscrued as ‘discriminatory’.
Yes, there is an ‘audition’, which does showcase natural ability, so possibly a little excellence from high school physical education might just help.
The ‘strip club industry’ has shown itself to be long-time tested, in all the economic hiccups this nation has had in the last 40 years, and is an ‘industry’ that has no worry of being ‘sent offshore and not returning’.
Yes, the ‘work’ can be hard, as to the ‘audience’, the environment ‘hazy’ if the air conditioning isn’t working, and ‘exciting’ if the patrons get into it a little bit from time to time.
But, with all that ‘excitement’, it beats sitting in a cube farm!
Lastly, there have been a few ‘employees’, that have kept it together, and financed their college costs, in a field other than ‘Oriental rug manufacturing Studies’.
A haiku:
In SF I saw
Her oriental rug but
Had to give a tip
You wrote a trigger word that incites my favorite haiku subject matter: The crypto-lesbo Dem presidential hopeful:
Rug? Did you say rug?
It’s not that I’m into that
As Hill’s ears perk up