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To: Daffynition

Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes

http://www.theonion.com/article/microsoft-patents-ones-zeroes-599


8 posted on 06/13/2016 8:11:09 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

LOL

“Because all integers and natural numbers derive from one and zero, Microsoft may, by extension, lay claim to ownership of all mathematics and logic systems, including

**Euclidean geometry, pulleys and levers, gravity, and the basic Newtonian principles of motion, as well as the concepts of existence and nonexistence,” Yale University theoretical mathematics professor J. Edmund Lattimore said. “In other words, pretty much everything.”

Lattimore said that the only mathematical constructs of which Microsoft may not be able to claim ownership are infinity and transcendental numbers like pi. Microsoft lawyers are expected to file liens on infinity and pi this week.**


9 posted on 06/13/2016 9:06:45 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We have the fight of our lives coming up to save our nation!" ~ Jim Robinson)
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To: dfwgator

Back in the heyday of the early home computer days, Zilog, maker of the Z-80 follow-up chip to the 8080, tried to trademark the letter ‘Z’ for anything having to do with computers.

They failed.


10 posted on 06/13/2016 11:35:46 PM PDT by chaosagent (Remember, no matter how you slice it, forbidden fruit still tastes the sweetest!)
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