Fight over fart leads to blows at Sloppy Joe’s

miamiherald.com ^ | June 12, 2016 | GWEN FILOSA

[TexasRepublic]

"I had a dog who could clear a room." We had a dog, that if someone farted, it immediately left the room! 🎶😀👍

[RegulatorCountry]

I had a dog that barked and growled at his own backside when he let one fly.

[Secret Agent Man]

Like one would not know beforehand that it might be possible that clientelle that frequent a place called Sloppy Joes, may let out farts....?

[Secret Agent Man]

You think thats bad?

Her nose is at least 100 times better than yours or mine.

Why do you thik she left the room 15 seconds before you noticed?

[Ketill Frostbeard]

Dog gets revenge...watch the cat's face! LOL

[mitch5501]

8-)

[xrmusn]

I have been in an elevator or even a small office and someone (I will take the fifth) cut one and all the ‘ladies & suits’ would immediately look at me because I would be ‘grinning’ then say ‘ Not me, I would own up to a beauty like that’ would usually shut the investigation down.

For sport - long about the time Butane lighters were cheap enough for a bunch of young sailors to buy - would light fartz.

The butane would assist in making some fancy designs....

[Noumenon]

Ah, the classic Dutch Oven maneuver.

[Noumenon]

The flatulence was clearly a response to a dispute over the meaning of Soren Kierkegarrds saying that life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. The billowing cloud of gas constituted a reality that could not be avoided, much less denied.

[az_gila]

We never got into a brawl over gas but we did have gas fights and contests.

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If you are going to have contests, there are rules...:^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPplyQWf-u4

[Mark17]

Someone farted when I started laughing at the story, I am pretty sure it was the dog. Cleared the room.

Yep, dogs can be deadly. Then they look at you like nothing happened. Maybe they are thinking, ok, do something about it.

[snooter55]

bfl

[BloodScarletMinnesota]

I don't know if the mods will find this thread humorous, but I certainly do. Come-on now, how many of us guys HAVEN'T got in a fight over some aggressive flatulent punk? Anyone?

I would have been murdered in the Midway at the Minnesota State Fair if anyone downwind knew where it came from.
Girls screamed, dudes were pissed and swearing as the cloud of stench enveloped them that hot and muggy windless day.

[BloodScarletMinnesota]

Someone farted when I started laughing at the story, I am pretty sure it was the dog. Cleared the room.

Your dog farts near you because he loves and trusts you. If the dog left the room because you did it, the hound was sickened and ashamed with jealousy. :)

[maddog55]

Finally.. real news.

[Jed Eckert]

Well now that you brought it up who can forget this classic scene:

Blazing Saddles Fart Scene

[Vinnie]

A straight couple in Key West, that IS news.

[Sirius Lee]

“Fart” and “Sloppy Joe” should never be in the same sentence. Except for that explanatory sentence which advocates for eschewing the juxtaposition of those brown words.

[N. Theknow]

"You cad! How dare you fart in front of my wife!"

"I am so sorry. I did not realize it was her turn."

[dayglored]

Great story, LMAO