Stinking drunk bar patron busted for fart spray, police say
That case was in George, but folks such as that are persona non grata once they get into emissions phase.
Light up the afterburner and scoot.
Posted on 06/13/2016 8:59:14 PM PDT by PROCON
My uncles friend had that recording 40 years ago.
I was 14 and thought it was funny.
My 8 year old, girl cousin who followed me everywhere, thought it was a riot. I don’t know how many lines I remember simply because she repeated them over and over.
(she passed away 1-1/2 years ago. I can hear her voice now saying those lines)
Key West has that reputation.
There's a reason why our local Good Will won't sell any upholstered furniture.
At least they weren't lighting them.
That is an old joke about homos.
Tobias Smollett, 18th century novelist, understood:
“He had reason to believe the stercoraceous flavour, condemned by prejudice as a stink, was, in fact, most agreeable to the organs of smelling; for, that every person who pretended to nauseate the smell of another’s excretions, snuffed up his own with particular complacency.”
If one must pass gas, excuse ones self from the table, locate a toilet attendant and ask him or her:
“Would you please be so kind as to pull my finger?”
Miss Manners
Key West is heavily infested with homosexuals. Maybe one of them thought the fart was a comment on hos behavior.
Best post of the day!
Megyn Kelly walked into a bar...
LOL! That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time! I laughed so hard..........well I just farted! ; )
The funniest “fart scene” in any movie EVER...is in the fantasy movie “The Labyrinth” where the characters have to cross “The Land of Stench”...OMG...do NOT drink any soda when that scene begins. If you have a friend who has never seen it, challenge them ANY amount of money that you can make them laugh out loud. Resistance is Futile!!! :))
Stinking drunk bar patron busted for fart spray, police say
That case was in George, but folks such as that are persona non grata once they get into emissions phase.
Light up the afterburner and scoot.
I’ll watch for that.
I got in a huge race based fight in Dade county stockade over this very thing
My bunkie tooted and the toads were waiting for their shot
1990
We prevailed against big odds but after cuffing up the black hacks beat us both down good
I swear diversity is cool and all
I bet they were watching smellivison before the ill wind snuck out.
I just had a funny conversation with my brother. At about 8 years old he had a crush on a friend of mine until he heard her use the word “fart” . That ended it for him......we didn’t use that word at our house.....we were much more refined.....; ).
“He who smelt it dealt it.”
That wasn’t a fart. It was my JPL. Warp 2, Mr. Pootu.
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