To: PROCON
A former girlfriend sat down on the couch next to me and said “Eww, did you fart?” and I said “No, do you want me too?”
19 posted on
06/13/2016 9:25:33 PM PDT by
Eagles6
( Valley Forge Redux. If not now, when? If not here, where? If not us then who?)
To: Eagles6
Worse is when the couple are retiring after going out to ChiChis and she complains about his voluminous emissions, and in response the evil cad pulls the sheets over her head and blasts a godzilla nuclear fart that makes TVs go to test patterns while seismic detectors alert civil defense.
Happened to a, uh...a FRIEND of mine...yeah, that’s the ticket!
33 posted on
06/13/2016 9:40:12 PM PDT by
Ketill Frostbeard
("Go not a step from your door unarmed, travel armed for war, you may at any time need a spear." ODIN)
To: Eagles6
A former girlfriend sat down on the couch next to me and said “Eww, did you fart?” and I said “No, do you want me too?”There's a reason why our local Good Will won't sell any upholstered furniture.
63 posted on
06/14/2016 5:45:44 AM PDT by
Albion Wilde
("We can't fix a rigged system by relying on the people who rigged it." --Donald Trump, 6/7/16)
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