To: nickcarraway
I knew a lady once who said she had a baby car in her heart.
2 posted on
06/16/2016 12:07:03 PM PDT by
Jim W N
To: nickcarraway
4 posted on
06/16/2016 12:09:38 PM PDT by
DannyTN
(is)
To: nickcarraway
5 posted on
06/16/2016 12:11:23 PM PDT by
headstamp 2
(Fear is the mind killer.)
To: nickcarraway
Looks like the wife may be friends with Jabba the Hut. Or maybe one of the Mutant Ninja Turtles.
6 posted on
06/16/2016 12:12:51 PM PDT by
PAR35
To: nickcarraway
8 posted on
06/16/2016 12:14:34 PM PDT by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: nickcarraway
I should have known you posted this. Only a @#$@# would :)
had a Nissan 350z before the dark days...awesome car!
9 posted on
06/16/2016 12:15:40 PM PDT by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: nickcarraway
It would be a lot less expensive to buy a car than to give birth to and raise one.
Besides, it’s hard to test drive what you are going to give birth to and what kind of a warranty would it come with?
10 posted on
06/16/2016 12:16:15 PM PDT by
Tenacious 1
(You couldn't pay me enough to be famous for being stupid!)
To: nickcarraway
Maybe the baby will grow up to become “Turbo Teen.” For anyone who doesn’t know it was a show about a teenage boy who could become a car.
11 posted on
06/16/2016 12:17:33 PM PDT by
EvilCapitalist
(Lazamataz for President 2016)
To: nickcarraway
14 posted on
06/16/2016 12:21:41 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: nickcarraway
This could be a sodomite’s anal cavity. Their “toys” come in a variety of shapes and “orientations.”
15 posted on
06/16/2016 12:24:33 PM PDT by
fwdude
(If we keep insisting on the lesser of two evils, that is exactly what they will give us from now on.)
To: nickcarraway
Apparently she's expecting ZZ Top...
To: nickcarraway
This is serious! Obviously, the fetal tissue has chosen to self-identify as an automobile.....
To: nickcarraway
With a number 3 on it
The baby is a re-incarnation!
18 posted on
06/16/2016 12:42:26 PM PDT by
Mr. K
(Trump will win NY state - choke on that HilLIARy)
To: nickcarraway
Looks like a section of an Airbus fuselage on the floor of the Mediterranean.
20 posted on
06/16/2016 12:48:55 PM PDT by
beelzepug
(For English press #1; for Spanish, learn English and press #1)
To: nickcarraway
wow, it looks just like my white Rav4
To: nickcarraway
You could have warned us that it opens with a Hillary ad.......
24 posted on
06/16/2016 1:04:06 PM PDT by
G Larry
(Avoiding the Truth-Hillary's only expertise)
To: nickcarraway
Remember "My Mother the Car"?
60s TV sitcom starring Jerry Van Dyke, about a guy whose mother was an antique car parked in his garage.
About that time FCC Commissioner Minnow came out with his "TV is a Vast Wasteland" speech.
27 posted on
06/16/2016 2:43:43 PM PDT by
caddie
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