Posted on 07/14/2016 2:04:08 PM PDT by Wolfie
Absolute Darwin.
Darwin said nature has its own way of dealing with the stupid.
Dumb Ways to Die.
I’m not sure what is sadder.
Two men falling off a cliff,
or two men playing Pokemon Go.
Gotta catch ‘em all.
Darwin Awards are given only if there’s a death.
These two idiots survived without serious injury.
How long before the makers of the game are sued?
One of my friends, just ordained a priest in June, says there’s a bunch of new traffic in the parking lot at his first parish. He’s evangelizing.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. It’s indicative of the tone deaf nature of this generation (I’d bet money the developers are millennials) that nobody considered that increasing the number of idiots going through life, completely distracted by their cell phones, might not be a good idea.
I’ll go with “Virtual Darwin.”
They must have downloaded the Darwin Cheat file.
Men?
Millenials.
Hopefully the San Diego County Sheriffs Department sends them an invoice for the cost of the rescue.
Hillary lost two votes in California. Won’t make a difference.
Just imagine if instead of Pokemon, people went out and captured JOB APPLICATIONS..nah, no one would go grab those LOL
Went to the Santa Cruz Boardwalk this weekend and all these idiots were walking haphazardly all over duh place...
Saw one fool actually walk right into a pole.
Woke him out of his stupid...
That will buff right out.
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