[Beowulf9]

I”m sorry but that guy was a complete moron. I’d kick him off the plane.

[katana]

He probably boarded fully “lubed”. “Hanybody coulda made that mishtake (hic)”.

[Calvin Locke]

I was going on a European ski vacation, and one OH luggage compartment wouldn't stay closed.

A male crew member was able to get the thing to latch. I was thinking at the time, "This is starting off well."

Then, in Zurich, when they opened the door to the jet way, the slide deployed.

I think it was a TWA 767.