So many people are killed, injured, or scared by animals every year, yet there are no self defense courses against them.
I have this neighbor, and last month a goose snuck into his house through the doggy door and chased him around the house for 20 minutes! Fortunately, his wife was able to look herself into their bedroom and call the police.
With stories about Haramba the Gorilla and this Tiger in the news, I think there’d probably be a huge market for animal self defense, so I’ve been working on some techniques to teach.
At a white belt, you’d learn how to defend yourself against a goose or an angry cat. At black belt, you would learn how to defend yourself against beasts like a gorillas or tigers.
MNDude, I can see that against smaller animals, but...if you are a 150 lb person against a 500 lb bundle of highly conditioned animal muscle, unless you have a weapon, you are dead meat! Heck, you would be dead meat against a 150 lb leopard. Or even a 75 lb really angry chimp.
Even a really angry 12 lb cat can be more than enough for one of us soft humans.
I am absolute certain that a goose would not fare so well if it came into my home and attacked us.