SCIENTIST CLAIMS HE CAN BRING BACK NEANDERTHALS

DAILY MAIL UK via Barbwire ^ | DAILY MAIL UK 20 January 2013/UPDATED DAILY MAIL UK 1 February 2016 via Barbwire 22 July 2016 | BY ALLAN HALL FOR MAILONLINE AND FIONA MACRAE FOR THE DAILY MAIL via Barbwire LEE DUIGON

[Bon mots]

He will be a star.
Could be an MMA or boxing champ, football star, porn star... who knows, maybe even a scientist - they did have bigger brains than us.

[WKUHilltopper]

Pffft...I’ve been watching Neanderthals at the DNC.

[Neanderthal]

Excellent idea.

[Fai Mao]

The NFL would probably fund the research as Neanderthals would make great linemen and blocking backs.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

I never left.

[righttackle44]

I thought they were here. I thought some of them spoke at the Democrat National Convention, and some of them gave news coverage to the same convention this week.

[faithhopecharity]

too late, Neanderthals are already here....(he just hasn’t met my last girlfriend is all)

[TEXOKIE]

LOL!

[BobL]

All they have to do is go to Philadelphia this week - no need to raise from eggs. They’re fully formed there.

[Rockpile]

If Church wants to find Neanderthals he could just look
in a Harvard faculty lounge.

[Bullish]

Maybe they became extinct for damn good reason? This idiot should be stopped from messing with this voodoo.

[ravenwolf]

They will probably be sienstists.

[Gen.Blather]

So he would bring back someone who would, in all probability, look different in a really bad way. Imagine growing up feeling like you are the ugly duckling. Imagine the impact of how other children would make fun of him, or worse, her. This is a special kind of abuse.

Incidentally, we’re talking about more than brow ridges. Their forearms were shorter than their upper arms and that’s just one of the physical differences. Have a heart, science, don’t bring an unloved child into the world who will suffer cruelly beyond what most of us would ever encounter.

[broken_arrow1]

More democrat voters.

[AmericanMermaid]

That would work! Lol!

[COBOL2Java]

All he needs is “an adventurous female” to be a surrogate mother, says a scientist at Harvard Medical School, and he’s off to the races on a plan to resurrect the extinct Neanderthals.

Look no further!

[teeman8r]

please let this be privately funded...

sheesh.

[mancini]

We already have them, they behead priests.

[JimRed]

The Almas in the Caucasus Mountains, seen as recently as the 1980s, may be surviving Neanderthals.

[VaeVictis]

I was just wondering why an evolutionist would want to reintroduce an extinct species that was obviously unfit to survive..... and then you enlightened me.