As one comment said:
A lobsters natural habitat is butter.
I winced when I read that the bonded servants, back in Pilgrim times, had as part of their contract, a clause that they would be fed lobster no more than three times a week.
It seems that every time there was a storm, the lobsters washed ashore in the hundreds and their thrifty masters loaded up.
They tried to transport the bug in its natural habitat but couldn’t keep the pot boiling long enough.
Well, after they killed the lobster did they eat it?
If not, why not?
Yum.
5.56mm
Moral of the story: NEVER name a wild creature and give it human characteristics.
Results don’t matter to liberals. Only feelings.
Larry was laid to rest and his body was prepped for a traditional lobster death ritual that calls for the use of a lot of butter.
Larry was laid to rest and his body was prepped for a traditional lobster death ritual that calls for the use of a lot of butter.
When they caught him they arrested him for theft but also for violation of environmental regulations.
Seems it is illegal to dump tanked lobsters back in the ocean because of disease transmission.
The look on his face when they explained what he was being charged with was priceless.
They didn’t restrain him for the ride.
This reminds me of a very old story Rush Limbaugh told of being at a restaurant and getting into a bidding war with Mary Tyler Moore, she bidding to save and rescue a live lobster and he wanting to eat it. This was back about the time he had a TV show.
An autopsy revealed the cause of death was a cardiac event, initiated when the lobstah inadvertently viewed a photo of Michelle Obama wolfing down 2 of his siblings.