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EVERYTHING liberals touch ends up like poor Larry the Lobster.

As one comment said:

A lobsters natural habitat is butter.

1 posted on 07/29/2016 8:37:30 AM PDT by PROCON
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I winced when I read that the bonded servants, back in Pilgrim times, had as part of their contract, a clause that they would be fed lobster no more than three times a week.

It seems that every time there was a storm, the lobsters washed ashore in the hundreds and their thrifty masters loaded up.


43 posted on 07/29/2016 9:46:02 AM PDT by Oatka (Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young.)
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They tried to transport the bug in its natural habitat but couldn’t keep the pot boiling long enough.


46 posted on 07/29/2016 9:49:50 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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Well, after they killed the lobster did they eat it?

If not, why not?

Yum.

5.56mm


50 posted on 07/29/2016 9:53:50 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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Moral of the story: NEVER name a wild creature and give it human characteristics.


59 posted on 07/29/2016 10:10:46 AM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. Psalm 33:12)
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Results don’t matter to liberals. Only feelings.


61 posted on 07/29/2016 10:18:46 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Socialism is always just one or a thousand or a million more murders away from utopia.)
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Larry was laid to rest and his body was prepped for a traditional lobster death ritual that calls for the use of a lot of butter.


65 posted on 07/29/2016 10:34:06 AM PDT by PCPOET7
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Larry was laid to rest and his body was prepped for a traditional lobster death ritual that calls for the use of a lot of butter.


66 posted on 07/29/2016 10:34:08 AM PDT by PCPOET7
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There was some ELF type who would steal the lobsters from the tank in the restaurant where he worked at and take them down to the beach.

When they caught him they arrested him for theft but also for violation of environmental regulations.

Seems it is illegal to dump tanked lobsters back in the ocean because of disease transmission.

The look on his face when they explained what he was being charged with was priceless.

67 posted on 07/29/2016 10:39:43 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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They didn’t restrain him for the ride.


68 posted on 07/29/2016 10:42:47 AM PDT by exit82 (Road Runner sez:" Let's Make America Beeping Great Again! Beep! Beep!")
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This reminds me of a very old story Rush Limbaugh told of being at a restaurant and getting into a bidding war with Mary Tyler Moore, she bidding to save and rescue a live lobster and he wanting to eat it. This was back about the time he had a TV show.


69 posted on 07/29/2016 11:20:47 AM PDT by Zack Attack
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An autopsy revealed the cause of death was a cardiac event, initiated when the lobstah inadvertently viewed a photo of Michelle Obama wolfing down 2 of his siblings.


70 posted on 07/29/2016 1:54:15 PM PDT by jimbug
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