EVERYTHING liberals touch ends up like poor Larry the Lobster.
As one comment said:
A lobsters natural habitat is butter.
1 posted on
07/29/2016 8:37:30 AM PDT by
PROCON
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To: PROCON
Larry, Smarry - used to eat lobsters (with lots of butter) of like size or bigger (older) all the time back in the day. Missed tasty opportunity for someone.
2 posted on
07/29/2016 8:40:51 AM PDT by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
To: PROCON
When Do-Gooders do you in.
That lobster would have to be for aquarium purposes only, even if he were just 50 years old, the meat would be tough and flavorless.
To: PROCON
I think these same type of “good” people also rehabbed a penguin....put him out to sea with a monitor....they could hear the “chump”....when they said good bye....they meant it.
To: PROCON
Lobster= “cockroach of the sea”.
CC
6 posted on
07/29/2016 8:44:43 AM PDT by
Celtic Conservative
(CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
To: PROCON
I can just see it now:
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST 1: "Oh, no...he's...he's dead. This beautiful creature...dead. How horrible." (everyone in somber silence)
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST 2: "This is awful. Our Gaia hating society did this to this poor creature, not us."
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST 3: "Yeah."
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST 4: "I get the tail!"(venomous glances from others)
7 posted on
07/29/2016 8:45:46 AM PDT by
rlmorel
(Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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8 posted on
07/29/2016 8:47:19 AM PDT by
Bratch
("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
To: PROCON
[lobstahs that big are tough and chewy .... not a delicious as those under 2#]
10 posted on
07/29/2016 8:49:10 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(*Russia, if you are listening* ..... proof the left has *NO* sense of humor.)
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To: PROCON
A lobsters natural habitat is butter I agree. LOL
To: PROCON
In New York City, more black babies are aborted than born alive.
Just thought you’d like a little context for this post about lobster.
Lobster Lives Matter
To: PROCON
Reminds me of the sea turtle that Steve tries to rescue in Married with Children only to realize that it’s salt water turtle and he threw it into Lake Michigan which is freshwater
21 posted on
07/29/2016 8:57:49 AM PDT by
mrmeyer
(You can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him. Robert Heinlein)
To: PROCON
They’re bugs. Would they do the same for the critters running around my back patio?
22 posted on
07/29/2016 8:57:58 AM PDT by
IYAS9YAS
(Warning: This post has little to do with reality, and nothing to do with polite society.)
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That’s a shame. I bet he would have been succulent!
24 posted on
07/29/2016 8:59:27 AM PDT by
Gamecock
(There is always one more idiot than you counted on.)
To: PROCON
so he didn’t die of old age...
To: PROCON
28 posted on
07/29/2016 9:09:54 AM PDT by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(<<<<<<< he no longer IS my 'teddy bear'.)
To: PROCON
Nichols told ABC that the aquarium will not perform an autopsy, but he believes the way that Larry was packaged, and how much he was handled beforehand, contributed to his death.I would have happily performed the 'autopsy' on his steaming flesh marinated in butter.
29 posted on
07/29/2016 9:11:08 AM PDT by
JOAT
To: PROCON
As Dave Barry said: Democrats would stop to help you change a tire on the side of the road and catch your car on fire.
31 posted on
07/29/2016 9:22:49 AM PDT by
mykroar
(Democrats in 2016: The party of genitalia, real or imagined.)
To: PROCON
Proggies and unintended consequences just naturally go together, like:
37 posted on
07/29/2016 9:38:51 AM PDT by
polymuser
(Enough is enough)
To: PROCON
The funeral for Larry was delicious.
38 posted on
07/29/2016 9:39:00 AM PDT by
Flick Lives
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To: PROCON
“A lobsters natural habitat is butter.”
LOL.
39 posted on
07/29/2016 9:42:58 AM PDT by
Carriage Hill
( Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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