ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST 1: "Oh, no...he's...he's dead. This beautiful creature...dead. How horrible." (everyone in somber silence)
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST 2: "This is awful. Our Gaia hating society did this to this poor creature, not us."
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST 3: "Yeah."
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST 4: "I get the tail!"(venomous glances from others)
I’m sure the “activists” held a candlelight vigil for poor Larry replete with drum circles and flowers.