[JOAT]

Nichols told ABC that the aquarium will not perform an autopsy, but he believes the way that Larry was packaged, and how much he was handled beforehand, contributed to his death.

I would have happily performed the 'autopsy' on his steaming flesh marinated in butter.

[Louis Foxwell]

I ship inverts every day. The only reason for the lobster to die is if it were packed with a maximum of stupidity and a minimum of intelligence. Always be sure to leave it to the snowflakes to screw things up.