Completion of I-22 could trigger apocalypse

AL.com ^ | April 19-20, 2016 | Matt Mitchell, The Ostrich

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I-22 opened up at I-65 in Birmingham on June 20. No apocalypse so far.

[rstrahan]

But the Galveston Freeway in Texas is STILL under construction/reconstruction.

[BenLurkin]

[piytar]

Lol. Not bad satire.

[cba123]

Oh no’s.

[headsonpikes]

Is this from the Book of Daniel?

[cba123]

Hey, she’s pretty cute.

Thanks. :D

[BenLurkin]

I liked her as Peggy Shippen in "Turn"

[right way right]

I heard if we all got in our cars and did a burnout at the same time facing away from Mecca that it would return our planet to Mother Earths correct axis of rotation.

[blam]

Anyway.....

- Roll Tide -

[Excellence]

I guess you’d have to live there to really appreciate this, but even if you don’t, it’s pretty darn funny.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Texas is obviously seceding from the apocalypse.

[grey_whiskers]

She's kinda cute, despite the psycho chick eyes.

What actress is that? (...as I *presume* that's not your girlfriend)

[BenLurkin]

Girlfriend? I should be so lucky.

[BenLurkin]

Ksenia Solo

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0989959/

[M Kehoe]

Good afternoon.

Methinks the Veterans Expressway in Tampa will never be finished.

5.56mm

[MortMan]

The book of Danny Satire, perhaps?

[Celerity]

“”We all have to die anyway, so I don’t see what all this fuss is about,” said Dora resident Clyde Aaron. “Finish the road. Build a wall. Make America great again.”

“What did Clyde say?” asked Sumiton resident Earl Stephens, who was sitting roughly 2 feet from him the entire time. “It doesn’t matter. Tell him he’s an idiot and I disagree with him.”

Great writing !

[Robwin]

How silly all this business about I22 is. The real sign of the coming of the apocalypse will be the completion of SR99 in Seattle. So we're safe.

http://spectator.org/62937_seattles-big-dig-still-isnt-digging/

[bobby.223]

Is Bertha still on the rag or is she up and running now?