You’d have to hogtie me to get me on a cruise ship in the first place; I really, REALLY dislike open water!
Now, I have another good reason not to go! :)
Open water isn’t the problem, it’s the 5,000 passenger closed circuit rebreathing commode that one is trapped inside of while paying for it!
Surrounded by a third world crew that hates you for the rich white racist you are.
Just one power hiccup away from a smelly Shippocalypse, no thanks!