[newfreep]

“When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.” ― Steven Wright

[dfwgator]

My favorite Wrightism....

“I went to a diner that said they served ‘Breakfast Any Time.’ So I ordered French Toast during The Renaissance.”